JOKES

Send Us Your Very Own Joke!

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window?
To to see time fly!


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of here!

Q: How does an ant keep its hair in place?
A: It uses bug spray.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan looking all over for you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To go the the skate park...DUH!!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a bicycle?
A: A hen-speed bike.

What kind of TV show is relaxing to watch?
A sit calm.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan riding your bike.